An Apple a Day...

I like to form habits if you haven't noticed yet.
But not just habits for habits' sake,
but i want to form healthy habits.
I want to exercise.
I want to eat right.
I want to take care of myself.
This is difficult.
Mainly because of Taco Bell and Coke.
And i get busy and tired and lazy and distracted.
And my self-motivation ceases to exist.
But, i want to be a healthy person
because i realize a day will come when my body will slow down
and the weight will pick up
and my body wont perform the way it does now.
So, i have come up with a solution: Buy Apples.
Apples will solve all of my problems, and here's why:
1. They are healthy.
I want to be healthy, so i buy apples, and they are delicious
red delicious to be exact.
They make for a great snack alternative and i get my daily serving of fruit
Win/Win.
2. When i eat apples, i have to immediately floss.
Nothing is as a (do i use "a" or "an" here?) unique irritation as apple skin entangled in my teeth.
And so, one healthy habit leads to another.
Apples pay it forward.
Thus, my healthiness will be achieved by adding apples to my diet and cleansing my teeth one core at a time.
And the old saying is true: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.